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Fake Flight Attendant Flew 120 Flights For Free

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Owner Of D.C. Doggy Daycare Worried Her Military Parade...

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Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National ...

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Husband predicts N.C. woman's $150,000 lottery win

A North Carolina woman said her husband predicted she would "hit the big one" j...

FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large

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Study Finds Steep Drop In American Mothers’ Mental Health

A new study published in JAMA Internal Medicine found that the mental health of ...

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Democrats Back Resolution Thanking Federal Agents For H...

WASHINGTON—After he was forcibly removed from a press conference held in Los Ang...

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Iran Cracks Down On Pet Dogs

Iranian officials expanded a ban on dog walking to a swathe of cities across the...

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