‘Bring me your sex traffickers, your money launderers, your rapists and pimps’

THE quote on the Statue of Liberty has been amended to reflect those who are now welcomed to the US.

After Romania bowed to political pressure to allow Andrew Tate and his brother to fly to the country, the inscription now invites anyone who has met standards for being a right-wing dickhead on the internet to come on in.

Head of the National Parks Service Joe Turner, formerly Trump’s racist pedicurist, said: “‘Give us your tired, your poor’? Nuh-uh. We don’t want their huddled asses.

“What we’re after now are guys who’ve made something of themselves. For example, an asshole from Luton who got kicked out of Big Brother 2016 who, through nothing more than rampant misogyny on social media, has become a star.

“Refugees? People who by definition have nothing? Why would we? When instead we can get a British man who has set new standards in overcompensating for early hair loss. Sex traffic’s our kind of traffic.

“I’m thinking ‘Bring me your sex traffickers etcetera, your far-right influencers with at least three million followers on X, your cancelled truth-tellers yearning to libel freely’. That should get Katie Hopkins on board.

“Oh, and any police officer who’s ever shot a black man in any circumstances. Providing they’re white.”