Privacy Policy for Twrlz.com
Welcome to Twrlz.com, where your privacy is guarded by invisible digital elves. By using our site, you consent to the collection and use of your information as described here, with occasional oversight by mystical creatures.
Information We Collect
- Mundane Details: Includes your name, email address, and whether you believe in Bigfoot.
- Whimsical Data: We also collect data on your favorite fairy tale and the number of socks you’ve lost in the last year.
How We Use Your Information
Your data will be used to enhance your experience on our site, predict the next color you’ll think of, and ensure you receive invitations to our annual Mad Hatter Tea Party (virtual, of course).
Cookie Policy
Our cookies are baked by the finest virtual chefs. They track your journey through our digital wonderland and remember your preferences for surrealism and absurdity.
Information Sharing
We share your information exclusively with characters from your favorite fables and no actual third parties. Rest assured, the Big Bad Wolf has reformed and is now in charge of our data security.
Your Rights
You may request to review any mythical records we have about you by sending a raven or using traditional contact methods. You may also turn invisible to our cookies by donning a digital cloak (enabling do-not-track features).
Data Security
Our security measures are top-notch, protected by dragon fire and encrypted with spells. However, in the unlikely event of a breach, we will notify you with a scroll or an email, whichever is more expedient.
Changes to This Policy
Any changes to our privacy practices will be communicated through a series of riddles posted on our homepage. Solving these riddles will reveal the nature of the updates.
Contact Us
Should you have any concerns about our use of your personal data, please contact us via carrier pigeon or the more conventional methods listed on our Contact Us page.
Acceptance of This Policy
By using Twrlz.com, you acknowledge that the standard rules do not apply here. Your data is as safe with us as it is in a locked treasure chest at the bottom of the sea.
