California To Phase Out Ultra-Processed Foods In School Lunches

California has enacted a law to eliminate certain ultra-processed foods from school meals over the next decade, becoming the first state to do so. What do you think? The post California To Phase Out Ultra-Processed Foods In School Lunches appeared first on The Onion.

Oct 14, 2025 - 20:00
 0  0
California To Phase Out Ultra-Processed Foods In School Lunches

California has enacted a law to eliminate certain ultra-processed foods from school meals over the next decade, becoming the first state to do so. What do you think?

“This is an important first step toward eliminating food from schools altogether.” William Pezold, Unemployed


“But lethargic kids are so much better behaved.” Jacob Villareal, Poodle Bleacher


“They’re just going to trade with the kids in Arizona.” Kayla Estes, Digital Chauffeur

The post California To Phase Out Ultra-Processed Foods In School Lunches appeared first on The Onion.

What's Your Reaction?

like

dislike

love

funny

angry

sad

wow