Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger

EL RENO, OK—Explaining to the server at local restaurant Sid’s Diner that he only wanted one patty—not two—dainty little man Carlos Villarreal reportedly ordered a single cheeseburger Thursday. “Oh dear, is this delicate fellow worried a burger with double meat would upset his tender tummy?” said onlooker Miles Friedmont, wondering aloud whether Villarreal was purchasing the diminutive sandwich not for himself but for a young child of poor appetite, or perhaps a bedridden relative unable to stomach anything more substantial. “And he wants no bacon on his burger, either? Maybe the fragile gentleman is watching his figure—or maybe he’s more sickly than he looks. My goodness, now he’s telling the woman behind the counter that he doesn’t even want the meal deal, just the sandwich. How prim and refined his lordship must be to forgo fries!” According to reports, the dainty little man went on to ask for a cup of water, no doubt concerned the bubbles in a fizzy soft drink would overwhelm his sensitive nervous system. 

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