Ex-Quarterback Mark Sanchez Charged With Felony Battery
Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez faces a felony battery charge after allegedly confronting a 69-year-old truck driver at a hotel loading dock, with the driver pepper-spraying and stabbing Sanchez as he continued advancing toward him. What do you think? The post Ex-Quarterback Mark Sanchez Charged With Felony Battery appeared first on The Onion.
Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez faces a felony battery charge after allegedly confronting a 69-year-old truck driver at a hotel loading dock, with the driver pepper-spraying and stabbing Sanchez as he continued advancing toward him. What do you think?
“So a punch is the one thing he can throw.” Eli Markussen, Optical Illusionist
“Can we skip to the part where we get to dissect his brain?” Margaret Yee, Banana Ripener
“No way they’d penalize Mahomes for that.” Logan Hedstrom, Wheat Bundler
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