Kristi Noem’s Handbag Containing $3,000 Stolen From D.C. Restaurant
While eating dinner at a D.C. restaurant, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief who stole her driver’s license, passport, department access badge, medication, makeup bag, blank checks, the keys to her home, and about $3,000 in cash. What do you think? The post Kristi Noem’s Handbag Containing $3,000 Stolen From D.C. Restaurant appeared first on The Onion.
While eating dinner at a D.C. restaurant, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief who stole her driver’s license, passport, department access badge, medication, makeup bag, blank checks, the keys to her home, and about $3,000 in cash. What do you think?
“Uh-oh, it’s a scary time to be without a passport.” Zach Custer, Typeface Approver
“Oh my God. Think of the damage this thief could do with that much makeup.” Dallas Reeves, Driveway Paver
“I hope she finds the scapegoat responsible.” Rochelle Oriti, Suit Stitcher
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