Man ‘not sure what he wants right now’ not ruling out sex

A MAN whose dating profiles state he is ‘not sure what he wants right now’ is willing to consider the possibility it could be casual sex. 

Oliver O’Connor, aged 32, went to all the trouble of downloading multiple apps, uploading photos and responding to prompts to create a profile while purporting to have no idea why but with a strong underlying suspicion.

O’Connor said: “I’m in a really complicated place emotionally but also horny, so you know, it’s yin and yang.

“I’m just not in the right headspace for commitment, but I am in the right headspace for doggy and cowgirl. Don’t worry, I’m self-aware about being too damaged for a relationship so I’ll ghost you after.

“I’m still figuring out my dating goals. Could they include a threesome? Perhaps. Anal? I won’t know until I get there. It’s a mystery, and I need the help of women to puzzle it out. Women unafraid to go where it leads.

“If you are sure what you want right now? I admire you. If it’s something long-term? I respectfully bow out. My thing’s all about uncertainty, finding our way together, and who knows, maybe some element of physical congress to light the darkness.”

Lucy Parry said: “I’m not sure what I want right now either. But since he’s paying, I’ll have the sea bass.”