Man who ghosted woman doomed to haunt her Instagram Stories forever

A MAN who ghosted a woman after two dates has found himself cursed to haunt her Instagram stories until the end of time. 

After meeting twice, Oliver O’Connor did not reply to Charlotte Phelps’s offer of a third drink but has found himself pulled with unearthly force to her social media accounts nightly, where he silently observes her from afar.

Phelps said: “It’s eerie. We had two dates and then he just disappeared as though slipping into another realm. Yet now his soul cannot rest.

“Night after night I feel his presence, spiritually tethered to me, unable to move on because of his unfinished business. But rather than rattling chains he’s double-tapping on all my thirst traps at 2am.

“He’s stuck in limbo, unwilling or unable to move on. While once he couldn’t answer a simple ‘wyd’ text now he’s condemned to watch me hold a margarita in bad lighting for all eternity.

“Whenever I post, I sense his presence, lurking in the gloom of the viewers’ list. If only he could break through the veil and tell me I was a six at best anyway, perhaps his shade could find peace.”

Catholic priest Father Tom Logan said: “We must perform an exorcism to send his unquiet spirit on, commonly known as blocking.”