Man’s attempt to get dumped reveals how low bar could have been all along

A MAN trying to get his girlfriend to dump him has only now realised how bad his behaviour could have been throughout the relationship. 

Tom Logan, aged 23, decided that to avoid an awkward break-up he would simply be an arsehole and wait for 22-year-old Sophie Rodriguez to ditch him, but has instead discovered their love is without a floor.

He said: “Soph’s boring but I can’t stand tears so I’ve been going the gentleman’s way by treating her like shit until she takes the initiative and ends it. That way she keeps her self-respect.

“But no matter what I do – ignore her texts, forget her birthday, stand her up for dates, say ‘yeah, not exactly gold standard’ after sex – she clings on and says nothing. I feel awful. To think, I could have been doing this the whole time.

“All that time and effort wasted doing what she wants when I could have spent the whole night playing FIFA and she’s fine with it. All that pointless foreplay.

“I was only letting her down gently because I slept with her friend Sandra, but now I’m wondering if Sophie isn’t the better deal?”

Rodriguez said: “Everyone says relationships are hard and need to be worked at, so I am. That’s good, isn’t it?”