Overnight Oats "were just poncey porridge" laments Leicester man

When wife Jill announced she felt they ought to spice up their marriage by introducing "Overnight Oats", husband Brian Chibson, from Leicester, was delighted.

'We'd reached that stage in our relationship were things had quietened down, if you follow me, and I was delighted with Jill's suggestion,' Brian commented. 'What a disappointment, though, when she suggested an early night. She just spent half an hour reading a Richard Osman, before nodding off.

'To make things worse, when she announced the next morning in the kitchen it was finally time for the oats I perked up thinking... oh well... better late than never. But all she did was get two bowls weirdo berries with gloopy, soggy porridge sloshing about the bottom out of the fridge, before announcing with a flourish, "Overnight Oats!"

Talk about a massive disappointment. I just tipped mine in the bin and got the frying pan out. I mean, it was Saturday, so I don't know what on earth Jill was thinking anyway.' 

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