Pentagon Announces New Clean-Shaven Grooming Standards

The Pentagon implemented stricter grooming standards, requiring male service members to be “clean shaven and neat in presentation for a proper military appearance.” What do you think? The post Pentagon Announces New Clean-Shaven Grooming Standards appeared first on The Onion.

Sep 22, 2025 - 13:00
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Pentagon Announces New Clean-Shaven Grooming Standards

The Pentagon implemented stricter grooming standards, requiring male service members to be “clean shaven and neat in presentation for a proper military appearance.” What do you think?

“Good luck getting military personnel to follow orders.” Damien Linskey, Elbow Specialist


“Just let them wear beard nets while on duty.” Cory Lafont, Citation Writer


“The sinks at Fort Bragg are going to be disgusting tomorrow.” Rosie Trahan, Stagecoach Historian

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