Political Profile: Eric Adams

Despite calls for his resignation, New York City mayor Eric Adams has stated he is “not going anywhere.” Here is everything you need to know about Adams. 

Nickname: This fuckin’ guy 

Religion: Born-again MAGA

Second-In-Command: Whoever hasn’t resigned yet

Favorite Borough: Istanbul 

Price: Recently lowered

Turkish Airlines Status: Elite Plus

Greatest Achievement: Making Bill de Blasio look good by comparison

Favorite Quid: Pro quo

Future Ambitions: Somehow

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