Reformer tempted to defect to Your Party if it’s a sexist boys’ club

A MEMBER of Reform UK is thinking of defecting to Corbyn’s Your Party if it is the sexist boys’ club Zarah Sultana has accused it of being.

Paid-up member of Reform UK Stephen Malley is considering switching his political allegiance to Your Party after Sultana’s claims that it treats women poorly and silences their voices.

Malley said: “I may not agree with Your Party’s views on climate change and wealth redistribution, but some good old-fashioned arse-pinching sexism? That I can definitely get behind.

“There I was thinking Your Party would be all woke and ineffective. How wrong can a man be? It hasn’t even launched its official manifesto yet and it’s turned out to be a haven for men like me who are sick of all the nagging feminists.

“I expect the Your Party HQ is like a Carry On film, with all the dolly bird members tottering about on high heels to deliver important papers to the men in charge. Christ, I can’t wait to get involved with such a worthy cause.

“It’s not just any woman criticising Your Party either, this is coming from a person of colour so the optics are doubly bad. Reform needs to start recruiting women from minority backgrounds and being sexist to them. Otherwise we’ll just look like dinosaurs.”

A Your Party spokesperson told other Reformers thinking of defecting: “Come for the boys’ club atmosphere, stay for the interminable debates about democratic socialism. Something for everyone!”