Trump Orders Reopening Of Alcatraz
President Donald Trump is directing the reopening and expansion of Alcatraz, the notorious former prison on a hard-to-reach California island off San Francisco that has been closed for more than 60 years. What do you think? The post Trump Orders Reopening Of Alcatraz appeared first on The Onion.
President Donald Trump is directing the reopening and expansion of Alcatraz, the notorious former prison on a hard-to-reach California island off San Francisco that has been closed for more than 60 years. What do you think?
“There’s something so romantic about being a political prisoner by the water.” Isabel Hassan, Sausage Spicer
“I’ll support any order that shuts down a museum.” Zack McNeil, Snake Breeder
“But he’d be squandering its potential as an evil lair!” Thomas Asciutto, Piñata Stuffer
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