United Flight Turns Around After Pilot Forgets Passport

A United Airlines flight headed to Shanghai from LAX last weekend had to turn around after two hours in the air when one of the pilots realized he had forgotten his passport. What do you think? The post United Flight Turns Around After Pilot Forgets Passport appeared first on The Onion.

Mar 28, 2025 - 19:00
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United Flight Turns Around After Pilot Forgets Passport

A United Airlines flight headed to Shanghai from LAX last weekend had to turn around after two hours in the air when one of the pilots realized he had forgotten his passport. What do you think?

“What, he’s too good to suck and fuck his way through customs like the rest of us?” Doug Mazeika, Systems Analyst


“Score! That’s two more free Black Adam viewings for the passengers.” Amber Gosnell, Toad Hydrator


“Yet I’m the jerk for asking if we can turn back for my phone charger.” Sebastian Boone, Egg Grader

The post United Flight Turns Around After Pilot Forgets Passport appeared first on The Onion.

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