We ask you: should King Charles adopt David Beckham as a son?

HE will become Sir Becks when the King knights him, but why not allow Britain’s prettiest dead-ball specialist to fill the gap in the defensive wall left by Prince Harry’s departure? 

Stefan Malley, plasterer: “Yes. He’d be the better-looking, more successful, throne-inheriting older brother William’s always dreamt of.”

Lucy Parry, financial journalist: “There are some jobs – awaking sleeping princesses, slaying dragons, touting glass slippers about, that kind of thing – only a charming prince can do. Rapunzel’s not letting her hair down for a bald lad.”

Jack Brown, watch repairman: “I think anyone who scores 15 goals or more for England should be a prince. And Wayne Rooney should be our prince of princes.”

James Bates, mortician: “Could’ve been you, Philip Schofield, if you hadn’t jumped the queue and had a paedophile brother and got fired. Actually, given it’s the Windsors, the brother’s no object.”

Fran Johnson, arborist: “Kate vs Posh, no holds barred. Now that’s a Royal Variety Performance.”