Artist Profile: Gracie Abrams

Singer-songwriter Gracie Abrams is currently touring to promote her album The Secret Of Us. Here is everything you need to know about the artist. 

Genre: Treadmill cooldown

Image: Girl next door in a gated community 

Hair Color: Bob

Most Famous Relative: 2013 Toledo Chili Cook-Off winner Paulie Abrams

Lyrical Themes: Rebelling against au pair

Birthday Wish: If she tells it won’t come true 

Relationship To Paul Mescal: Symbiotic

Godfather: Chewbacca

What’s Next: Murdering Taylor Swift and assuming her identity

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