Artist Profile: Sombr

Sombr, the artist behind hits “Undressed” and “Back To Friends,” won his first ever award at the 2025 MTV VMAs on Sunday. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the singer.

Birthplace: Liminal space

Age: However old Sufjan Stevens’ Illinois feels to you

Genre: Alt-horny

Hairstyle: The Muammar Gaddafi

VMA Received: Most Recent Artist

Fans: People who have to retake driver’s test

Greatest Fears: Smiling, color photography, smiling in color photography

Future Plans: To do a hair flip

The post Artist Profile: Sombr appeared first on The Onion.