Clearblue Introduces New Handheld Mirror For Checking If Baby Up There

GENEVA—Touting its latest offering as the most efficient pregnancy test on the market, diagnostic product maker Clearblue unveiled a handheld mirror Tuesday for easily checking to see if there’s a baby up there. “Receive fast and precise results almost instantly just by looking in the reflection of the Clearblue Rapid-Detection Hand Mirror for any evidence that a tiny human may be living inside you,” said company spokesperson Felicity Roberts, stating that the product had a 99.99% accuracy rate when it was angled just right and used with the included flashlight. “Simply squat over the device, use its ergonomic handle to adjust the mirror in such a way that it would put you eye to eye with any child who may have gotten wedged in there somehow, and voilà! If you see eyes looking back at you or a little hand waving, it’s a pretty good sign that you’re pregnant.” Clearblue officials confirmed that as a fail-safe, the Rapid-Detection Hand Mirror came with a stationery set that allowed users to stuff a note up there and wait for any potential babies inside to write back.

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