Coachella By The Numbers
Coachella, the annual music festival held at the Empire Polo Club in Indio, CA, has wrapped up the first of its two weekends. The Onion takes a look at the key facts and figures behind the event. $300: For MDMA that turned out to be fucking sugar pills 4: Fresh deer carcasses specified in Lady […] The post Coachella By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.
Coachella, the annual music festival held at the Empire Polo Club in Indio, CA, has wrapped up the first of its two weekends. The Onion takes a look at the key facts and figures behind the event.
$300: For MDMA that turned out to be fucking sugar pills
4: Fresh deer carcasses specified in Lady Gaga’s rider
7: Couples breaking up on the Ferris wheel right now
1,197: iPhones dropped into port-a-potties
11 p.m.: Travis Scott’s bedtime
439: Times attendees incorrectly yelled “Hey, it’s Malcolm Gladwell!”
50%: Effort put into “woo” for Benson Boone
1: Desert somehow made even more uninhabitable
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