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Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony

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Australian father and son complete 45 consecutive loops...

An Australian father and son took to the sky in a glider and broke a Guinness W...

Look: Police wrangle loose donkey with mints

Police in England's West Midlands were able to wrangle an escaped donkey wander...

Watch: Otters escape from Wisconsin zoo enclosure amid ...

Keepers at a Wisconsin zoo are on the hunt for a pair of otters that escaped fr...

Look: Goat opens gate, lets kangaroo loose in South Car...

Police in South Carolina rounded up an escaped kangaroo, which turned out to ha...

Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Rename...

WASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values...

Woman Enjoys Process Of Planning Suicide More Than Actu...

RALEIGH, NC—Feeling somewhat deflated by the event after so much buildup, local ...

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

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History Of Spring Break In The U.S.

In the coming weeks, nearly 60% of Americans are expected to travel over the aca...

Well Shit, Man Thought He Secured Infant Car Seat

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Stuck in the Timiddle With You

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Jury Convicts Thief Who Stole Golden Toilet

A thief who swiped a golden toilet from an English palace was convicted along wi...

Maryland man buys the wrong lottery ticket, wins $50,000

A Maryland man who accidentally hit the wrong button a lottery ticket vending m...

Watch: Georgia men play single basketball game for reco...

A group of Georgia men broke a Guinness World Record by playing a continuous ba...

Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute

WASHINGTON—In the wake of soaring egg prices and shortages nationwide, food expe...

Israel Ranked 8th Happiest Country

Israel remains in the top 10 list of happiest countries in the world, ranking ei...

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