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Senile Grandma Tries To Set Up Grandkids With Each Other

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Overdue Library Book Returned After 99 Years

An 81-year-old woman returned an overdue book to a New Jersey library after disc...

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A kitten stranded on an overpass for at least three weeks was rescued by a grou...

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Firefighters in Maine had to stop train traffic on a set of tracks when a horse...

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A University of British Columbia graduate mailed a package to the school that t...

Live alligator left behind in Michigan motel room

Police near the northern tip of Michigan's lower peninsula were called to a mot...

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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Lady Gaga

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