FEMA By The Numbers
After losing hundreds of staff members to federal layoffs, FEMA faces a number of potential budget cuts that would further affect the government’s ability to respond to crises in the future. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the Federal Emergency Management Agency. 10:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m.: Daily operating hours 231st: Where […] The post FEMA By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.
After losing hundreds of staff members to federal layoffs, FEMA faces a number of potential budget cuts that would further affect the government’s ability to respond to crises in the future. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
10:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m.:
Daily operating hours
231st:
Where Hurricane Katrina response will rank on list of worst FEMA disaster relief efforts by 2035
98%:
Rescuers only in it for the cool jacket
$20:
Standard tip for successful roof evacuation
2.67:
DOGE-appointed head of Response and Recovery team’s current GPA at George Mason University
12:
Pages in this goddamn application
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