Galapagos Tortoises Become First-Time Parents At 100
A pair of critically endangered, nearly 100-year-old Galapagos tortoises at the Philadelphia Zoo have become first-time parents, with the arrival of the four hatchlings being a first in the zoo’s more than 150-year history. What do you think? The post Galapagos Tortoises Become First-Time Parents At 100 appeared first on The Onion.
A pair of critically endangered, nearly 100-year-old Galapagos tortoises at the Philadelphia Zoo have become first-time parents, with the arrival of the four hatchlings being a first in the zoo’s more than 150-year history. What do you think?
“Should I send some leaves or something?” Noel Zarowitz, Chief Regulator
“Great, I had just managed to stop thinking about tortoises fucking.” Patrick Bowyer, Disturbance Investigator
“You’re never too old to ruin your life.” Marcy Green, Cable Bundler
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