How many attended Unite the Kingdom in London this weekend? Take our quiz

THE Unite the Kingdom march attracted hotel protestors from across the UK this weekend, but how many? Your political views hold the answer. Answer these questions: 

What is the biggest issue facing the UK today? 

A) Moribund world economies and the related rise in global populism
B) Struggling public services, rampant thievery and profiteering utilities
C) Immigration, immigration and only immigration, which causes all of the above

What would you like to see abolished? 

A) Billionaires and the monarchy
B) The BBC, NHS, stamp duty, Emmerdale and hummus
C) The rule of law because it no longer serves solely the white indigenous

Who should be deported? 

A) Asylum seekers without valid grounds to remain
B) All immigrants to the UK post-2020
C) All immigrants to the UK post-1066

The police are: 

A) Underfunded but also corrupt
B) Underfunded but also woke
C) Always up for a ruck

How are you at estimating numbers of people? 

A) Excellent, which is why I’m confident the numbers at pro-Palestine rallies are routinely halved by authorities
B) I have never tried to estimate numbers of people larger than 50
C) Are you saying I can’t f**king count? Is that what you’re saying?

ANSWERS

Mostly As: There were 100,000 people at the Unite the Kingdom march.

Mostly Bs: There were I dunno, a million people at the Unite the Kingdom march.

Mostly Cs: The entire population of the UK was at the Unite the Kingdom march. Except those attending football matches who had permission slips.