King Charles to tear off canary-yellow T-shirt to reveal absurdly muscled chest in tribute

THE King will today hold a press conference, step up to the podium in a yellow T-shirt, then frenziedly rip it apart to reveal a slab of oiled muscle.

Charles, an avid fan of Hulk Hogan’s work during the 1980s who once admitted it was one of the few areas where he and Diana were in accord, felt he could not allow the passing of his hero go unmarked.

He continued: “Even Royal blood does not leave one immune to Hulkamania, and I am proud to say I have been a sufferer for decades.

“WrestleMania III came at a low point in my marriage. I saw little hope for my future. Then, after being on the ropes, the Hulkster bodyslammed Andre the Giant, won the title and showed me that I too could pick myself up and win again.

“My mother discouraged me from emulating his blonde horseshoe moustache but his combative attitude inspired my divorce, a battle I feel I won as decisively as he defeated the Alliance to End Hulkamania in his Doomsday Cage match of the same year.

“It is in his memory that I tear apart this T-shirt and show my nation, and the world, how ridiculously ripped I am. Following this I will roar.”

He added: “If the Iron Sheik wishes to challenge me for the throne, let it be known I am ready.”