Our nudes fine, your dick pics disgusting, women explain

WOMEN have pointed out that photos of their naked bodies are acceptable whereas images of male genitalia remain grimly unwelcome.

While both involve nakedness, women feel the crucial difference between female nudes and dick pics is that their erotic photos do not make recipients instantly recoil in disgust. 

Woman Helen Archer said: “Firstly, we don’t dish our nudes out to someone we’ve just matched with. And secondly, penises are just inherently unsightly, like an untidy bedroom or a mouldy sausage.

“If you’ve ever been lucky enough to receive a nude from a woman, you’ll know it’s a work of art. We go to the effort of striking a seductive pose and using ambient lighting, whereas dick pics more resemble an out-of-focus shot of a sea monster.”

Nude sender Lucy Parry agreed: “Has anyone ever disliked receiving a nude from a woman? No. Has any woman ever genuinely liked receiving a dick pic? Also no. Do the math.

“Admittedly we sometimes share dick pics among ourselves and have a good giggle, but the laughter is tinged with horror. If you want to turn us on, send us a photo of your throbbing emotional intelligence instead.”

Man Tom Booker said: “Women make a strong argument, but I’m going to need to see more nudes before I can reach a definitive conclusion.”