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Samaritans calls for an end to EastEnders

Samaritans crisis counselling service has made an urgent plea to EastEnders prod...

Man bases entire personality on coffee habits

A Suffolk man has based his entire work-persona and all office social interactio...

Closeted Pride Parade Takes Place In Garage

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It’s Tough to Be White

The comedian's Wikipedia page.

Flying Saucer Cameras

This attempt by the U.S. Air Force to "clear up the mystery" of UFOs has to be j...

British Tennis Academy to focus on “choking”

The newly set-up British Tennis Academy published its syllabus today, revealing ...

Mars Rover now better supported than NHS computer systems

Following reports that NASA have 'got around to updating' its Mars Rover operati...

New Prince Philip Statue Offends From Every Angle

Unveiling his remodelling of St James's Park and tributes to Queen Elizabeth II'...

Personal Independence to cease to exist

The government is looking at modifying the benefits bill passing through Parliam...

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