Pros And Cons Of Deploying Troops To Chicago

Chicagoans are waiting tensely to see whether President Donald Trump will follow through on his threat to deploy the National Guard. The Onion examines the pros and cons of sending troops to the city.

PRO

They get to see where The Good Wife took place

Troops barely go to go anywhere last administration

Sends strong message to anyone who thinks they can just get away with going about their day

City could use more bored people with guns

CON

Fewer troops available to invade Dubuque

Leaves recruitment tables at America’s high school cafeterias unmanned

Brutalizing civilians should be the police department’s job

Projectile sandwiches more hazardous when wet

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