Robert Jenrick pioneers new ventriloquist act with “Judgie”
Robert Jenrick, once considered a possible contender for leadership of the Conservative Party, has instead struck out in the direction of vaudeville. Holding up a puppet he called “Judgie”, which in fact consisted of nothing but a judge’s wig, he debuted his new act in front of Tory Party workers in a bizarre and surreal meeting in Pease Pottage. 'Hello, Judgie,' said Jenrick. “What have you been up to lately?' 'Well, I’ve been restricting people’s legal right to free assembly and protest,'...
Robert Jenrick, once considered a possible contender for leadership of the Conservative Party, has instead struck out in the direction of vaudeville. Holding up a puppet he called “Judgie”, which in fact consisted of nothing but a judge’s wig, he debuted his new act in front of Tory Party workers in a bizarre and surreal meeting in Pease Pottage. 'Hello, Judgie,' said Jenrick. “What have you been up to lately?' 'Well, I’ve been restricting people’s legal right to free assembly and protest,'...
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