Schrodinger's Queen is both dead and alive
Rumours persist that the death of the Monarch is being concealed - at least until the next slow news day. These whispers have been...
Rumours persist that the death of the Monarch is being concealed - at least until the next slow news day. These whispers have been exasperated by sightings of Prince Charles, laughing maniacally in a new frock.
The press has noted panic buying of black armbands and corgi shaped floral bouquets. The Prime Minister, himself, is said to have already block-booked all available slots of 'two minutes of silence.'
A palace spokeswoman confirmed: 'The Queen was seen alive and well at a local Pizza Express.'
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First published 24 Feb 2022
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