Woman on Instagram really milking wedding photos from three years ago

A WOMAN is wringing every possible like out of her wedding photos by still posting them to Instagram three years after the fact.

Kelly Howard’s followers are still being subjected to photo dumps from her wedding which predates the death of the Queen, in a desperate bid to wring as much approval out of them as possible.

Friend Helen Archer said: “Yeah. Saw them first time round. Black and white with a soft focus. Quite classy.

“I even clicked on the little heart emoji. Well, for the first four I could be bothered to swipe through. I’ve seen a f**king wedding before. Let’s be honest, nobody except the bride can be arsed to gawp at every snap, not even the groom.

“It wouldn’t be so bad if she dropped some previously unseen content, but no. It’s all the same photos I couldn’t be arsed to leave a comment on during their debut. Why does she think a repeat will be any different?

“I’m still enabling her like a complicit worm though. I leave a like every time she reshares pictures of herself being showered with confetti on whatever tenuous anniversary or Throwback Thursday she hangs them on. Saves me aggro in the WhatsApp group.”

Howard said: “I’m sure everyone was delighted to have the chance to enjoy my wedding photos again. And some great news – I’m hard-launching my ultrasound era next week!”