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CIA Announces It Has Obtained The Briefcase

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Researchers find 'abundance of animals' in Florida city...

A team of University of Florida researchers said they were shocked at what thei...

Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Co...

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Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playin...

NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL...

Drunk Man Doesn’t Like The Way Kumon Logo Looking At Him

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$50,000 lottery prize claimed just days before expiration

A Maryland man won a $50,000 prize from a Pick 5 lottery drawing, but he ended ...

Truck overturns on Florida highway, spills 44,000 pound...

A truck on a Florida highway overturned while going around a curve and spilled a...

Look: Wayward seal found wandering streets of Connectic...

A young gray seal was found wandering the streets of New Haven, Conn., and poli...

Watch: Idaho man breaks record with 49 juggling tricks ...

The Idaho man who holds the most concurrent Guinness World Records titles added...

Look: N.H. store employees find venomous snake in banan...

A conservation officer was called to a New Hampshire grocery store where a ship...

Watch: Oklahoma man boasts world's largest collection o...

An Oklahoma man's family surprised him with a Guinness World Record for his col...

It Almost Weirder That Grown Man On Roblox Isn’t Groomi...

SEATTLE—Voicing concern about the adult’s aberrant behavior, sources confirmed M...

Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not L...

DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—The Dalai Lama announced in a press conference Monday that he...

Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD V...

WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration over the vice president’s continued presence i...

Political Profile: Kristi Noem

Kristi Noem has vowed to use her power as Secretary of Homeland Security to crac...

Study Finds Ozempic Can Reduce Alcohol Cravings

A growing body of evidence suggests that GLP-1 drugs, which include semaglutide,...

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