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Vice Precedent

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‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo

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Japanese park covering just 2 1/2 square feet is offici...

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Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of...

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Artist Profile: Tate McRae

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Authorities in Texas said a deputy was called out to wrangle a kangaroo seen ho...

Look: Police round up loose iguana in Connecticut

Police and animal control officers in Connecticut were able to reunite a reside...

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Lockheed Martin Develops Giant Tactical Rubber Spider

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VATICAN CITY—Revealing that he had quickly distinguished himself at the four-day...

Andrew Tate Grabs Some Romanians From Airport Gift Shop

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Man Spits Out Blood While Flossing Like Battered Prizef...

HIALEAH, FL—Crimson droplets splattered across local man Cameron Downs’ white po...

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