GI Bill Used On Hustlers University

ZANESVILLE, OH—Drawing on the government program that has helped countless service members enrich their lives after leaving the military, local veteran Doug Whitley told reporters this week that he had used the GI bill to enroll in Hustlers University. “After spending 10 years in the Army, I really needed something that would help me adjust my grindset and become a top G,” said Whitley, explaining that without the educational assistance benefit, he would not have been able to afford to take influencer Andrew Tate’s patented online courses, which he expects will help him escape the matrix, become an alpha, and finally enter the victory zone. “I didn’t have much money growing up, so I never thought I’d be able to cover the $49.99 per month, let alone the additional charges for his ‘Instagram Playbook’ or his ‘Pimpin Hoe Degree.’ But thanks to the GI bill, I’m no longer a loser, a peon, or a sheep. I’m finally winning.” Whitley added that he hoped to use his education at Hustler University to help vulnerable men who have committed sexual assault fight the cases against them in the United States, the U.K., and Romania. 

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