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Starmer to suck up to King by building towns he designed

Starmer to suck up to King by building towns he designed

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"The PM ambled around some village he'd never heard of in Cornwall last week wit...

News Roundup: Walking the DOGE

News Roundup: Walking the DOGE

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One thing I've learned by going through our reader submissions over the years is...

Local Romantic Says Here’s A Dozen Stem Cut Red Roses Grown In Kenya, Snap Frozen And Flown Here Just For Today, Babe

Local Romantic Says Here’s A Dozen Stem Cut Red Roses G...

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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Tom Hastings has outdone hims...

Canva Admit 95% Of Business Is Couples Designing A Baby Shower Welcome Sign

Canva Admit 95% Of Business Is Couples Designing A Baby...

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KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In global business news, glittering Austr...

Local Woman Swoons As Boyfriend Effortlessly Reverse Parks With One Hand On The Wheel

Local Woman Swoons As Boyfriend Effortlessly Reverse Pa...

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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Erica Chalmers, 31, has admitted...

Liberals Furious Their Once Safest Sydney Electorate Now Includes The Teal-Friendly Homosexual Belt

Liberals Furious Their Once Safest Sydney Electorate No...

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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Based on population growth in certain areas of...

Nation’s Career-Devoted Single Women And Ungentlemanly Incels Join Together To Say Today Is Bullshit

Nation’s Career-Devoted Single Women And Ungentlemanly ...

twrlz Feb 16, 2025 0 6

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two of society’s most vocal but otherwi...

Girl Who Bought Cowboy Boots For Luke Combs Holds Onto Them In Case Queen B Throws In Some Australian Dates

Girl Who Bought Cowboy Boots For Luke Combs Holds Onto ...

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KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local concrete cowgirl is rearranging h...

Accountant Mate Drafts Up A Spreadsheet To Prove Set Menu Banquet Isn’t Great Value

Accountant Mate Drafts Up A Spreadsheet To Prove Set Me...

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KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has put his passion for spr...

Local P-Plater Instinctively Revs Engine Near Group of Babes, Forgets He’s Driving Mum’s Corolla

Local P-Plater Instinctively Revs Engine Near Group of ...

twrlz Feb 16, 2025 0 5

CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In an embarrassing display of primal mal...

Temu Trump To Take Over East Timor And Claim It For Australia: “The Mooloolaba Of Indonesia”

Temu Trump To Take Over East Timor And Claim It For Aus...

twrlz Feb 16, 2025 0 5

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man hoping to ride a surging wave of cheap ...

Valentine’s Day Falling On Friday Guarantees The Single Girlies Are Getting Fucken Pixelated Tonight

Valentine’s Day Falling On Friday Guarantees The Single...

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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an occurrence as rare as Halley’s Comet, ...

Deputy Vance gives the hard word to NATO

Deputy Vance gives the hard word to NATO

twrlz Feb 16, 2025 0 8

Stevie Wonder’s part-time lover wins equal rights

Stevie Wonder’s part-time lover wins equal rights

twrlz Feb 16, 2025 0 6

A part-time lover of Stevie Wonder was celebrating today after a court ruled she...

Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More)

Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More)

twrlz Feb 16, 2025 0 5

Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More) The first ten stories are set in a fictional, uto...

35 days in: Numpty Trumpty is having a ball

35 days in: Numpty Trumpty is having a ball

twrlz Feb 16, 2025 0 7

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