Yeah well they only won by two thrilling last-minute goals in a heart-racing spectacular, man says grudgingly

A MAN has dismissed the Lionesses’ win last night as nothing but an end-to-end thriller snatching victory from the jaws of defeat in the final moment. 

Nathan Muir, aged 38, watched the game ‘because there was f**k all else on’ and has dismissed it as nothing but a fairytale victory that puts the team in a third successive major final.

He continued: “Michelle Agyemang scoring her third goal in four appearances, saving the team in the 96th minute? What, I’m supposed to be impressed by that, am I?

“A proper team goes one-nil up in the first ten minutes, gradually abandons all creativity for a grim but doomed attempt at defending it, inevitably concedes an equaliser and then the winning goal while blaming a refereeing decision.

“That’s football. This was childish nonsense, running around kicking the ball up and down optimistically seeking an equaliser. That it came, followed by a winner in extra time, is neither here nor there.

“I was only jumping up and down screaming ‘Yes! You f**king beauty!’ ironically. To show any women, who weren’t present because I live alone, how it’s done.”

He added: “And now they’re in the final again and they’ll probably win it again. How boringly predictable.”