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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War H...

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Trump’s Military Parade By The Numbers

Saturday, June 14 marks the 250th anniversary of the founding of the U.S. Army, ...

Large, black and white tegu lizard found wandering Cali...

A large black and white tegu lizard spotted on the loose in California was safe...

Menendez Brothers Receive Stars On Hollywood Walk Of Fame

LOS ANGELES—In recognition of their outstanding contributions to the true crime ...

Bloated Supreme Court Rules They Ate Too Many Shrimp

WASHINGTON—In a landmark decision opposed only by Justice Neil Gorsuch, who advo...

Interactive Planetarium Exhibit Offers Guests Chance To...

CHICAGO—In what the museum touted as a rare hands-on opportunity for the public ...

Matthew Early

Matthew Early, 65, passed away suddenly Wednesday, leaving behind two uneaten sl...

Father’s Day Gift Wrapped In Paper Towel

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Chinese bank barred from offering customers free Labubu...

A Chinese bank was ordered to stop its practice of enticing new customers by of...

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store Af...

LOS ANGELES—Triumphantly planting the pole firmly into the ground, U.S. Marines ...

U.K. Bans Ninja Swords

The U.K. banned the possession of ninja swords in a bid to curb what it has call...

Look: Escaped tortoise found wandering S.C. neighborhood

Authorities in a South Carolina coastal town were surprised to discover a shell...

Watch: Oregon middle schoolers design prosthetics for p...

Students at an Oregon middle school used recycled materials to design and build...

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Dakota Johnson

Dakota Johnson stars in Materialists, a new romance from director Celine Song. T...

ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary

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Watch: Escaped water buffalo herd wanders through Briti...

A herd of water buffalo escaped from a farm in British Columbia and went wander...

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