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4-Year-Old Accepted Into Mensa

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DOGE Employees Dig Up Arlington National Cemetery

ARLINGTON, VA—In an initiative they described as a vital part of their effort to...

Poll Finds Most Desirable Quality In   Romantic Partner...

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Megan Haloiti and Patrick Leigh

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Look: Columbus Zoo announces birth of baby bonobo

The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium in Ohio announced the birth of a baby bonobo, an ...

Watch: Bear caught on camera popping confetti balloon

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