RFK Jr says ‘our parents aren’t having children’ because teenage sperm count is half that of a 65-year-old, so they’re making America fertile again

In ‘things we’d rather not think about without mind bleach’, Donald Trump and RFK Jr have turned their attention to making America fertile again – and we don’t mean lush wheat fields. As part of his regime’s efforts to raise the birth rate, he is urging US employers to include generous benefit packages to cover […] The post RFK Jr says ‘our parents aren’t having children’ because teenage sperm count is half that of a 65-year-old, so they’re making America fertile again appeared first on The Poke.

Oct 17, 2025 - 09:00
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RFK Jr says ‘our parents aren’t having children’ because teenage sperm count is half that of a 65-year-old, so they’re making America fertile again

In ‘things we’d rather not think about without mind bleach’, Donald Trump and RFK Jr have turned their attention to making America fertile again – and we don’t mean lush wheat fields. As part of his regime’s efforts to raise the birth rate, he is urging US employers to include generous benefit packages to cover […]

The post RFK Jr says ‘our parents aren’t having children’ because teenage sperm count is half that of a 65-year-old, so they’re making America fertile again appeared first on The Poke.

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